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Old School & Smokin Rules

*Whew* It's Friday.

Maybe it's that I am a total health nut (shut up), or the fact that I am just a sucker for anything that facilitates multi-tasking, but these cheap-o brand Hot-Pockets ROCK! Can the processed cheeses be any smoother? I submit that they cannot!

I have a quandary. I just got new health insurance and they required me to take a tinkle and blood test (I studied HARD!). The blood tests were for cocaine and AIDS, the urine test was for tobacco products. Here's the situation... I, being a sneakster, looked up nicotine on the internet (ok, ok, so Mister did it for me) & found that it's half-life is 24 hours. Hence, (in my logic) in 48 hours the nicotine would be out of my system, including my liver, and I would pass the nicotine test with flying colors. I wasn't worried about the other two, but since I am a long time (not hard core) smoker, I was sorta concerned about the tobacco test.

Some smokers would laugh in my face, "Ha! You call 4 smokes a day being a smoker!?!?... Wuss."

I don't need to smoke and it hasn't been even relatively tough to not smoke for the past 3 days. Yes, 3 days... not 2. So I'm an over achiever, I just wanted to be sure.

Anyway, here is the deal Lucille. Now that I have been smoke free for 3 days, should I continue with my newfound smoke free lifestyle? Or fall back into the tawdry (but O so tasty) smoker life? The bad thing is that Mister took up smoking (he refuses to admit it) again. It was tough watching him enjoy the smokey goodness whilst I sat idly by. And every time I see some one light up in a movie or on TV I can't wait to join them. I am such a lemming.

I know that a lot of movie buffs will want to string me up for this next comment. I cannot wait to see "Old School". That movie looks completely mindless and hysterical! YAY! I'll keep you posted.

Cheesy Smoothness!!!!!!!!

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