You wanna know where I致e been for the past, like eleventy four days? This is where.
Select quotes include:
- I致e seen dyslexic spelling bees that were more organized.
- I guarantee that man is getting more ass than a donkey rodeo.
- Even God is up in heaven saying, 笛esus Christ, bury the kielbasa, for the love of me!�
- In order to get to the white sand beaches and steaming sunshine of the gulf coast of Florida, I had to drive through Alabama. Sans banjo.
I have wandered, nay, I have strayed. To a place where the sarcasm is deep and the wit is plenty. After reading this man痴 journal � In. Its. Entirety. � I must concede that I am a talent less hack and hand over the reigns.
Also. I may have a bit of a crush.
Therefore, I leave you with this. Retarded (but mindlessly funny and/or cute) Easter Crap.
All of them, except the first one. That one is just plain wrong.
AAAAAAAAAAagh No seriously. Why. Why God? WHY!!!!!!????
This made me laugh. Maniacally, only the way those singing bunnies on the Toys 然 Us commercials or the 典hank You Easter Bunny! Bawk Bawk!� commercial.
Awwwwwwww.
Wanna squeeze em?
Yeah, this was a waste. I値l try again tomorrow.