Gah.
Just
gah. I have been listening to this Its A MAN Baby! lady cough and hack for the past two months. Seriously, it started right before Thanksgiving*.
It is really starting to get to me and I have started referring to her silently (and to Mister, of course) as Doc Holiday.
Shes been hacking and coughing and coughing and hacking and its not like a sporadic thing. It is constant. And if you go into the kitchen during lunch, you may be treated to her discussing her mucus with another co-worker who looks just about ripe for spewing.
I sit nowhere near her. No. Where.
I am in another office down the hall from her.
How is it possible that Coughy McChokesOnPhlegm has not been to the doctor? Or gotten some medication for her illness? Id be worried that she doesnt have enough funds, but I see her constantly leaving her desk to go smoke, so Im sure she has plenty.
Im being mean.
Im sorry.
Its just getting all over my last nerve.
*I remember this like it was yesterday because she met me coming in from lunch and said, I really wish I could stop smoking [hack/cough/weeze] but its the fuckin eczema. And then she shoved the scaly palms of her hands under my nose. I just mumbled, Mmmmm like Ohhhhkay and went inside. Not sure if smoking helps eczema ??? Geeesh. ::shudder::
In other news
Im leaving for San Diego tomorrow, so you guys will not hear from me for a week or so. Im going to a convention that I didnt plan. And Im looking forward to being on the other side.
So, if you are in San Diego this weekend uh, well, Ill be no where near there you stalker.
Oh, and also
if you have been under a rock and didnt know (I currently do live under a rock, so I almost missed this bit of news) Diaryland had some server problems this week. So please check the Back Issues button at the bottom to make sure I didnt miss sending you the latest copy. Thanks!