Ha----------PPY New Year!
So, what did yall do? Huh? Did anyone snort coke off of a strippers boobie? Anyone?
Mister and I stayed in and did our normal steaks on the grill, champagne and in bed by 12:30 thing. We are so incredibly wild and crazy. Yall could not even keep up (with our walkers) if you tried. Party, party party. It was like a Beastie Boys video, without the fake mustaches, or the couch (cow?) tipping.
Have yall ever gone cow tipping? I want to say that I have not*; as it is mean and I wouldnt want to be pushed over if I was sleeping standing up. But we all know how holey my memory is. Ah, like a sieve.
*Although I did run one over.
Ever since I heard about that story (go back an entry) I dont trust my memory for shit.
I woke up the other morning swearing to Mister that I was very outdoorsy and was just in Norweigia. Hi, Columbus ? It is NORWAY and I am about as outdoorsy as Joan Collins.
I am seriously afraid that early Alzheimers has set in. I will be talking to someone that I have known FOREVER (i.e. my mother) and will totally forget who the hell she is for a split millisecond. I do that to Mister as well and he has almost got it down pat. Ill be looking at him (he really is a handsome devil), listening, talking, laughing, then Ill go blank and then snap out of it and tell him that I just forgot who he was. It doesnt throw him anymore.
I still dont believe that our house is actually our house. I feel sort of like I am living there as a guest.
Or I will get up and with purpose, stride into another room only to forget what the hell I was going in there for.
Mister was cooking steaks on Sunday night and I went inside only to stop halfway to the hall office/cubby (where the camera is and what I was going to get), turn around, watch television for a second, wander into the kitchen, open the refrigerator (?) go back, stand in front of the fireplace, remember what I was doing in the first place then I went and got the camera.
I really need to go back and look at my pictures. I need to listen to music. I need to remember where I put my Zippo lighter that J.Wo and Sil got me for Christmas last year.
Ohhh and I need to buy some long underwear.
I actually had a subject that I wanted to write about
but, I forgot.