Did I tell you guys that I died last week? Stacey called me on Thursday or Friday and when I answered she was all, “Damn. I’ll talk to you later, sounds like it hurts, KThxBAI!” Somewhere between posting about the mobile home killer (heeee) and working for a few hours on Wednesday my body decided to take a dirt nap and I broke out into one of those cold greasy sweats. I was sexy. So sexy that I decided to put my best foot forward and go to see Hot Argentinean Dr.
He was all, “Ay Dios Mio! You are seeek!” Not really, he swabbed (hotly) my nostrils and tested me for scurvy influenza A & B. The eagle has landed, in my sinuses, request a fly by? That’s a big negatory Ghost Leader, two days bed rest STAT!
Well, I’ve gone and gotten my Speedy Gonzales, Top Gun and ER references all fucked up.
Whatever.
The long and the short of it were I was supposed to go to bed for two days but I didn’t get out of bed for like four. It sucked. But I am better (cough, hack, wheeeeze) and feeling great! I kept thinking to myself, “Self? You should look up a bunch of old pictures and write a story or something with this time you have.” And the next thing I knew it was Sunday and I had spent four days napping and watching HGTV. The fuck? Then I was mad at myself for renewing with Diaryland for another freaking year because I haven’t fixed the images on the “new site” nor have I fixed the links or the formatting. I am so rolling my eyes at myself right now.
I’m gonna get right on that. Just as soon as I ... um... think of something else to help me put it off for another TWELVE months.
Comments (5)
Dude, I just FINALLY fixed my images. I renenwed for only 3 months this time to kick me in the ass to do it. Then I discovered that I was really stingy with pictures that first year, so it wasn't a huge job like I was afraid of anyway. Oh well.
Sorry you've got the plague!
Posted by Jules | February 20, 2008 5:35 PM
Posted on February 20, 2008 17:35
Sorry you've got the shitz. (You DO have the shitz don't you?) Hmmm... what to write about. Hey, you still haven't told the story about when I nearly nunchucked (is that a word?) your ass. That was kinda funny...
Posted by Brian | February 20, 2008 5:59 PM
Posted on February 20, 2008 17:59
Poke, poke, poke. This is me annoyingly poking you with a stick to get you motivated to move your stuff.
Oh, what? That entry I made about 9 months ago about me moving to another site? A site I've had since then and haven't put anything in? Oh yeah, that.
Poke, poke, poke. This is me poking myself to try and do that very same thing. Doesn't seem to work.
Posted by ochweidnit | February 20, 2008 9:11 PM
Posted on February 20, 2008 21:11
Jules: Thanks for the heads up. I will set a personal goal, totally phyche myself up for it and then fail. Get mad and then meet my own personal deadline. Maybe... in a year.
Brian, my love, my brother, my all... you mean there was just the one time, with the nunchucks and the braining? What about wrestling you (and winning... that one time) and smoking cigars while we were washing Sheba... the dog? Hmmm? What were we? 12 going on 42?
And oh my darling ochweidnit, we are in the same boat girlie girl. I started a site over a blogger, one at vox, one somewhere else before finally settling on this one. PS email me your password and stuff, I miss reading you.
Posted by suzanna danna | February 21, 2008 9:53 AM
Posted on February 21, 2008 09:53
Oh, and no, I don't have the shitz. I have the coughing, hacking, phlegm-filled days and starry nights of an upper respiratory infection. Sexay!
Posted by suzanna danna | February 21, 2008 9:54 AM
Posted on February 21, 2008 09:54